cutthrovt:

a few helpful tips from tssf

Every time I see this I have to reblog

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

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“I really hope that you soon realize I was waiting for you. I tried so god damn hard to be everything you needed. You put these colors into my mind after I could only see in black and white for so long. I was a fool for you and I think I’ll always be.”
— (via punchdrunklove)

stop changing the source please
I wrote this and I’m proud of it.

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the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it

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